Diaper

Let me make this clear, because it's something that so often comes up in conversation, but I don't do diapers. I know some men are happy to parade around in nothing more than a large nappy but I'm not one of those men. I admit that it's a size thing. In order to fully reclaim the midget culture that's been either ridiculed or ignored by generations of comedians, writers, and artists, I have to make a stand. I make that stand at the baby's nappy.

Tonight, 'Liz' thought if funny if she brought me a diaper to wear. She didn't know that I feel so strongly about them and I think I probably made a bit of a fool of myself as I trashed the mini-bar in the hotel room.